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Perverse Plastic Party

July 30th 2010 04:58
Plastic homes, plastic food, plastic pets, plastic entertainment - well not quite, but plastic appreciation, or its continual manufacture in today's society, is undeniable, even manic.

Even in the magical art form of music, plastic is rife, with human's bellowing either its praise or damnation from back street balconies, dark recording studios, or showers.

Fake Plastic Trees - The Bends; Plastic Passion - The Cure; Plastic - Alanis Morissette/Portishead; Plastic People - Frank Zappa. I could go on, you catch my drift.

Yes it appears this insidious, yet practical material, which is derived from oil and converted into polymers, has gradually crept its way into the world's darkest crevices and has down right invaded the bowels of society.


In fact, it's all around us. As I type, I have a plastic bottle of soda water next to my feet and a sheet of bubble wrap on my bed.

And what's this general plastic pervasion doing? Unfortunately, besides providing light weight and durable containers, large wads of it also end up in the oceans where it hugs the water dwellers without letting go. Whales, dolphins, seals, puffins and turtles have their wind pipes blocked and die a slow death.
Plastic bottles

Recently, a rare eight metre Bryde's Whale, found washed up near Cairns in Queensland, contained six square metres of the stuff in its guts. In another example, a green turtle was found dead near Morton Bay, Brisbane, with over 50 items in its stomach - the likes of plastic bags and balloons.


Of course, there's also the toxic chemicals that plastic spits into the atmosphere, in gargantuan quantities. Still, however, this persistent little ductile just keeps getting pumped out, with Australia alone manufacturing 14 million tonnes of it since 2000.

While many of the world's rivers are littered with shopping trolleys, we can't see them, as they sink. Plastic, on the other hand floats, it likes to be seen. In fact, it's rather a malicious little thing, as it brainwashes its ambivalent parents into ignoring its adverse effects, leading them to make more of it. Out of sight out of mind. Who am I kidding, maybe the pros of plastic are worth it?

After all, we can't really see the cons, right? It's also light, durable and inexpensive, it provides a house for my favourite cereal to live in, as well as one of my all time favourite foods, sushi. It also, on the odd occasion, provides for some rather beautiful scenes - in the film American Beauty.

Then there's people like David de Rothschild, who just pulled into Sydney Harbour on a boat made out of 12,500 plastic bottles, after sailing 15,000 kilometres across the world to promote waste caused by this incessant child of industry.

It's a lot to take in. I'm gonna have some more soda water.
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On the edge of a diminishing rainforest world, hundreds of impassioned Amazonian tribesmen have stormed a hydroelectric power plant in Brazil.

Adorned in full war paint and armed with bows and arrows, 300 Indigenous protesters from six different tribes seized the Dardanelos power plant, along with 100 of its workers.

The facility is being held for $US 5.6 million ransom after sacred burial and hunting grounds were destroyed during its construction.

Further demands from the emphatic tribesman include talks with the National Indian Foundation (Funai), and Brazil's Environmental Institute, after negotiations with plant builder Aguas de Pedra broke down.
Amazonian Indians

Tribal leader, Aldeci Arara, says the plant "has caused great cultural and social impact in our community, not to mention environmental damage."

Plant owner, Paulo Rogerio Novaes, who is frustratingly flustered over the incident, says the company is waiting for Funai's advice on which lily to leap to before the company slips irredeemably into the pond of despair.

Meanwhile, roughly 80% of Brazil's energy is coming from hydroelectric plants, while the government is pushing their expansion on areas bordering vast tracts of Amazonian jungle.

However, Dr Hank Nightingale, from the Nightingale Anthropological Fusion Foundation (NAFF), believes there is a solution. He says by designing Amazonian friendly hydroelectric dams that are aesthetically splendid, traditional customs and rituals can be practiced within the facility.
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In the darkest corners of deep space, scientists have discovered the most gargantuan galactic fireball ever known to mankind.

The star, known as R136a1, is a staggering 265 times heavier than the sun and millions of times brighter.

The new discovery has thwarted the minds of the greatest scientists, who thought it utterly inconceivable that stars greater than 150 times the size of the sun could exist.

Raphael Hirschi, researcher at Britain's Keele University, says if the galactic monster were to replace our sun, its immense gravitational pull would suck the earth in so close that an earth year would last only three weeks. He adds our planet would be saturated in ultra violet light, rendering it an utter biological disaster.
Star

The R136a1 has been located by astronomers in the Tarantula Nebula, 165,000 light years away from Earth. In fact, the star is so distant that it can only be viewed in the Southern Hemisphere with the world's most powerful telescope.

Paul Crowther, astrophysicist at Sheffield University in Britain, has lead a team on the discovery by using the aptly named Very Large Telescope (VLT), as well as archival material from the Hubble Space Telescope.

For maximum clarity, the team conducted the exploration in the driest and most desolate part of the world - the Atacama Desert in Northern Chile. It was here they also discovered a cluster of stars purportedly holding surface temperatures of 40,000 degrees Celsius, more than seven times hotter than our sun.

Whilst surprised by the discovery, Dr Crowther says it's an extremely rare phenomenon that's unlikely to be topped any time soon.

Astronomers, however, are not the only ones getting excited. The finding has prompted vehement advocacy from the previously scorned Underground Society for Esoteric Scientists (USES), who proclaim the star is not just one big bertha, but a blazing cluster of entities engaged in deep galactic conspiracy.

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Milton - the US town named by eminent 17th century English poet John Milton, is now breathing poetry of another kind, all over its citizens.

Sam Calagione and the folks at Dogfish Head Craft Brewery have recreated a 9000 year old Chinese beer made from wildflower honey, muscat grapes, barley malt, hawthorn fruit and chrysanthemums - all for $15 a whirl.

The concoction, re-named Chateau Jiahu, was made possible by Dr Patrick McGovern, a biomolecular archaeologist at the University of Pennsylvania.

Whilst on a research trip in China ten years ago, Dr McGovern stumbled upon ancient pottery remains. And, with a little artful archaeological shard analyses, he was able to identify the previous occupants - rice, honey and berries, used in an ancient Chinese brew, consumed 1000 years before the previously oldest-known fermented ales in the Middle East.
Jiahu Beer

Dr McGovern, a known expert in the origins and history of alcoholic beverages (what a guy), has revealed that beer consumed in China around this time was mostly used for ancestral worship, funerary rites, and other religious ceremonies.

In revitalising this spiritual great grandmother beverage, Mr Calagione used a lot of "creative latitude" in order to estimate the original strength and carbonation. In any case, it appears he has created a rather sterling drop, as the Chateau Jiahu was catapulted into first place at the recent Great American Beer Fest.

With the help of Mr McGovern, Sam and the Dogfish Head Brewery have also created the Midas Touch - a beer based on the remnants of Turkish King Midas' tomb, 2,700 years old, and a ninth century Finnish beer called Sah’tea.

Whilst professed lovers of ancient beer, alcohol researchers such as Dr McGovern declare they are not 'Syrian Hampsters' - rodents described as the Andy Capp of the animal kingdom, who are known to favour alcohol over water any old day. Rather, they describe themselves as lovers of moderation, and crusaders into the lost vaults of "jolly good booze".

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In an audacious move to express what he terms the "horrors" of America, Italian artist Max Papeschi has concocted an image with a Mickey Mouse head on a nude female body laying in front of the swastika symbol.

The picture, which stretches up to a story high, is on display in the western Polish city of Poznan, sitting just meters from a synagogue.

Its display has sparked outrage from all corners of Poland, with Nazi satire sitting sourly on the tongues of people with an all too vivid recollection of suffering inflicted during Nazi German rule.

Norbert Napieraj, a city council member who condemns the poster, has called the expression "a form of violence against the sensitivity of many people".
NaziSexyMouse - Max Papeschi

Not everyone, it seems, shares the sentiment. Gallery director, Maria Czarnecka, who will be hosting the image in August, is keen to proceed with the display. She believes the poster does not "propagate Naziism", rather it explores symbols whilst being controversial, which she says, is as it "should be".

Prosecutors, to the dismay of many, have assessed the art work and have concluded it does not violate Polish laws against Nazi glorification.

The head of Poznan's Jewish community, Alicja Kobus, 64, is aghast at Papeschi's 'NaziSexyMouse' image. Having freshly returned from a Dutch synagogue (which the Nazi's had transformed into a swimming pool), Ms Kobus found it a little too much to bear.

Poland's younger citizens, however, view the image as a joke, while Dr Hank Corridor, from the Spirited Satirical Symbol Society (SSSS), says the piece should be seen as a tool of unification, not disparity.

He adds that Mickey Mouse functions here as a wonderful mammalian vessel that ridicules, not glorifies, a previously dominant and repressive regime in sexy modernist style.


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A spectacularly rare solar eclipse has projected an 11,000 kilometre arc over the Pacific, thrusting the mysterious Easter Island into near total darkness.

At precisely 4:15am AEST, approximately 700 kilometres south-east of Tonga, the lunar umbra (moon's shadow) completely covered the sun before continuing in an arc towards the east, climaxing at Easter Island at 6:11 AEST


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In a cavalier attempt to shatter the Guinness Book of World Records, obsessed Parisian pastry chefs have tried their hand at the world's largest cake.

For its construction, Chef Gilles Stassart and architect Jean Bocabeille gathered a crack team of pastry chefs, engineers, architects and artistic specialists in an attempt to thicken the icing of French bravado. This mammoth pastry monster was unveiled at the Cite de l'Architecture et du Patrimoine in Paris and was supposed to last four days


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In an astonishing display of synthetic madness, scientists have taken it upon themselves to create the blackest piece of material ever known to man.

The material doesn't owe its unusually dark hue to nature, rather it is a manmade 'metamaterial', a labyrinth of innumerable tiny silver wires set in aluminium oxide


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In an erotic radioactive mammalian investigation, four Japanese scientists have placed mobile phones in close proximity to several rabbit's genitalia, to gauge whether this has a direct influence over the animal's primal urges.

The experiment is designed to correlate with the proximity of a mobile phone to a human being's genitals, thereby revealing whether a phone's electromagnetic waves affect a person's sex life


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Colossal technology company, Foxconn, the principal manufacture of Apple products, has seen an 11th person commit suicide at their southern Chinese factory in the last year.

The factory, which employs roughly 300,000 people, pushes its employees to capacity, where long hours, severe punishment for mistakes, and low pay are the norm, according to labour activists. These are all factors, it appears, contributing to an emerging pattern of employees jumping from the company's Shenzhen factory


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